July 4th

The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..

Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.

by kristof69 November 24, 2021

July 28

People named jason have the biggest dick on this day

1: today july 28

2: that means jason has a big dick

1: yeah we should totally bang him

by Ur mom has a big bbc July 27, 2022

July 30th

July 30th is the day that any James and his girlfriend get a free pass to exchange nudes. But you can only do this if your name is James, or if you are dating a James.

Today is July 30th- James and his girlfriends lucky day!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoeee July 29, 2020

mya+juli

Fuck eachother every day

ariana grande:Mya+julius?
micheal jackson:YeS

by I’msocool~~~ March 10, 2022

July 28th

National eat pussy day.
Treat your girl by just eating some pussy

"You hear it was July 28th"
"yea the wife's at home ready for me"

by femalnoinom July 28, 2024

July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day

July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.

Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!

by Microsoft Inc. July 11, 2024

Juli

Juli is a nickname to call a Juliet, Julia, Juliana, or Julieta. People call her Juli when they are already friends with this girl. She is a very intelligent and smart girl who is very kind and generous. She can get competitive sometimes but she doesn't do it to hurt anyone. She loves all kinds of animals and is very passionate and driven. She can get a bossy sometimes but she does it because she wants things to turn out in the best possible way. She is very hard working and nice to everyone around her.

Is Juli going to come over to the party?

by dsfl os September 18, 2020