ass board

the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic....
can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys
and cook outs.

you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board

by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009

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Passing Ass

Passing Ass is when someone FARTS!

Hey buddy, is that you Passing Ass over there!?

by jspoke73 March 14, 2011

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Broke Ass

1. Out of Funds/No Money
2. Not Adequate and/or Unfavorable situation.

(Example #1)

"Hey John, want to go to Sarah's party tonight?"
-John replies, "I'm not going to that Broke Ass party"

"Sorry Adam, now the plans are ruined and we have no way to make the trip to the lake"
-Adam replies, "I didn't want to go on that Broke Ass trip anyway."

(Example #2)

"I'm sorry Son, we are some Broke Ass parents and have no money for toys."

"I cannot believe you cannot pay for this with yo Broke Ass."

by FowShow December 14, 2018

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carousel ass

A stripper who has a raw ass from doing one too many rotations on the pole.

Lacreesha missed class at community college because she had carousel ass from the club.

by Matty_Ice88 March 7, 2015

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ass tourettes

Noun-
an anal disorder characterized by recurrent spontaneous bowel movements, or T.I.C.S. (Tremendous Involuntary Crap Spurts), accompanied by the violent expulsion of gas, leg and neck twitching, grunts, barks, or words, especially obscenities.

"Did Sarah win the Rock'em Sock'em Robots Competition against Phil?"
"No, she got a bad case of ass tourettes in the middle of the match and had to forfeit."
"Bummer, dude."
"10-4 on that, pal."

by boom.right? January 1, 2012

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