When the lights are off while going down on a lady. Later finding out you were licking her asshole the whole time .
I was hanging with Becky and went down town . She said kiss me in the dark . So I did , can’t get the taste out of my mouth now .
by DirtyOldMan420 December 31, 2020
Matt? Yea I saw him the other day being a dark anima. Those kinder gardeners are in counseling now, and I think he's in jail.
by Nsicvhshsjsicjdbbwhsjc ;) November 08, 2019
by maxyyyyyylol May 23, 2019
It is the city of Darkness where Dark People live. It was built by the one and only Leonard Darkness who wanted to help Dark People get a home. The city is not yet so popular (This was made in the year 2019 the second of February.)
by Leonard Darkness February 03, 2019
When a male likes a female, but finds out she is already taken. It is not uncommon to hear "the sound of silence" being sang in acapela at this exact moment.
Guy: Whoa... You're from São Paulo as well?
Girl: Yea, that's also where I met my boyfriend.
Friend singing on the background: "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again..."
Girl: Yea, that's also where I met my boyfriend.
Friend singing on the background: "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again..."
by Bite za dust March 29, 2017
From the 8th to the 13th century Slovakia was plagued by war and the black plague. It even reaches the mountains in which the Loduhans resided. this is the main reason why Didymus constructed the Chateau Loduha because he needed to escape the war on CNN and the black plague. Not much history is known on this era, as it was hardest to keep good history on the events during the wars against rogues. The Loduhan clan ultimately survived the dark age by scraping by as they ran a lowkey speakeasy and chapel in their cellar.
it seems like loduhan history is very scarce, right proffessor?
yes but Thee Dark Age of Loduha was the worst period for Loduhan clan historical notation
ohhhh ok.
yes but Thee Dark Age of Loduha was the worst period for Loduhan clan historical notation
ohhhh ok.
by RogerMethod420 July 04, 2022
A dark Alfonso is someone that literally hates upon light-skinned mofos** and uses the skin color as dictation on everyday stories or life encounters
Damn Jamal is a DARK ALFONSO his ass just literally looked at someone's skin and said damn he got it better than me I hate being a DARK ALFONSO
by mindmymatterinmattersmind April 27, 2025