Ground Human

People who don't know how to fly any type of aircraft.

Silly ground human, go walk away.

by Rekceir March 20, 2025

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Human Fence

A chain of 4 or more humans, regardless of gender, doing the 69 sex position.

Person 1: PornHub is so screwed up nowadays?
Person 2: I know right! That human fence was too far!

by H4XOR13 August 1, 2023

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Humanity

The thing that created capitalism, anti-aging lotion and Collen Ballinger.

Person 1: I can't believe humanity has come to this.
Cat: Dude I am literally a cat

by wb0192837465 July 20, 2023

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Humanity

Dean Winchester

(Castiel) is in love with humanity.

by Crimeprincess September 26, 2020

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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021

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