If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

who should have never been born

gingers

who should have never been born : gingers

by big boy movessss May 29, 2020

Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward

What an anthropomorphic crab says before chucking an oversized bowl of food at an anthropomorphic squid

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD
*shatter sfx*
Squidward: ow

by AlexEpikPlayz May 31, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025

Having a JFK

When you haven't been feeling the pot, and you close your eyes and get hit by all of it at once.

Person A: Hey man, I'm not really feeling this shit.
Person B: Oh, yeah?
Person A: Yeah, man. *closes eyes and leans back* Bro... I just felt it all at once.
Person B: Oh, sick, you're having a JFK!

by Harena November 09, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025