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Harry Potter 

To cast a spell upon someone.
A nerdy guy, but he frustrates a lot with himself.
A totally popular made-up celebrity by J.K. Rowlings.
A way to censor curse words.
A synonom for Jesus, but Harry Potter is a very unpopular word to use to describe Jesus, but is a common word to use to describe dicks.
Brother to Moby Dick.
Son of Garfield.
You can replace adjectives that mean the same as: fugly, ugly, fucked, disaster, tornado, in bed, ron weasly, with Harry Potter.

**NOT DEFINITION** Of course, this definition is very true, but it is so ancient that barely anyone uses it anymore, except maybe for a few who remember it by their ancestors passing it down to them from generation to generation.
I'm going to Harry Potter your ass!
Harry Potter!
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Girl: You look like Harry Potter.
Boy: You smell like Harry Potter.
Girl2: -lick- You taste like Harry Potter.
You: What?
Boy2: And you sound like one too~!
IMA HARRY YOUE POTTER ASS!!
Harry Potter by LibelluleLucy December 13, 2010
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The book and movie series of our generation. We've grown up with Harry Potter and for the last movie (in two parts) to come out when we're all in college pretty much means it's the end of childhood.
*Title cards from the Deathly Hallows Trailer*

"The Finale of the Worldwide Phenomenon"

"The Motion Picture Event of a Generation"

Me: What will I have to look forward to after this?! *sigh* The end of Harry Potter is the end of childhood.
Harry Potter by portsideredhawk December 20, 2010

Harry Potter 

Obsessed fan no. 1: I can't wait for the last movie! This series made my life, I swear!
Obsessed fan no. 2: Imagine; a world with the world of Harry Potter...Hey, do have any Redvines left?
Harry Potter by Jiggelypuff June 16, 2011

Harry Potter 

The best books in the whole world. I am one of the most obsessed fans out there and I can tell you this book is nothing like Lord of the Rings! They have two completely different plots.

Twi-hards complain Harry Potter has no love. The central theme is love! Not the teenage love, which isn't real but the kind of sacrificing yourself to create a better world for your kid, or protecting someone, but there is also the romantic type such as the complex relationship between Ron and Hermione.

People who dis the books haven't even read them.

Harry Potter has strong female characters and realistic characters.

Despite being magical, you can actually relate to these charaters because they have both good and bad sides, and the complexity of Snape is more interesting, intense, and developed, than many book series all together.
Harry Potter is such an awesome book!
Harry Potter by Airbender234 July 4, 2011

Harry Potter 

most amazing movies ever made
some G kids with wands fighting this voldemort
voldemort is a bastard
ron is sexy
Harry Potter is amazing babes
Harry Potter by bxzcdyukjsol July 22, 2011

Harry Potter 

A series that everyone on this site seems to want to compare to the Lord of the Rings for some reason (or explain why it shouldn't be compared). Clearly they have nothing better to do with their time...*runs off to re-read HP and the Philosopher's Stone"
Eva: Hey, did you see all those comparisons about Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings!?!

Janet: *Slaps Eva* I wrote one of those...

Eva: *Gives Janet a cookie*

...Pain, tears, happiness and unicorns abound, just like in Harry Potter...
Harry Potter by Dumblydora July 31, 2012

Harry Potter 

A book series made into movies that has spaned over the last ten or so years. A truly inspiring story that captures the hearts of millions of people world wide regardless of age, race, or sex. This beloved series has taught us all life lessons we will carry for the rest of our lives as we pass this on to the next generation. We will always be the Potter Generation.
Harry Potter inspires us all.
Harry Potter by mariah katie July 22, 2011