The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
by Emperor Joseph II November 20, 2017
Make Plush World Great Again (MPWGA) Pronounced "MA-PAWGA" . For Skeppy and Tag Head fans only. MPWGA 2024!
by TreGarrettLangston June 05, 2025
My step-great-aunt is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
My great-great-great-great-pibling is a good person.
by Gtopql November 24, 2019
A tiny shitty town composed of elderly, nittys, and more nittys. Despite the town having a co op, morrisons and a lidls, it’s the most boring place in the whole of the south west. Once you enter this town your whole field of view will become grey and grainy. Don’t come here
Great Torrington is a shithole.
by agaishsvaui99 November 26, 2024
by chardonaynay November 16, 2019
Basketballistic Greatness
Basketballistic Greatness is the state of mind of a highly dedicated basketball player. Reaching Basketballistic Greatness is the biggest achievement for all basketball players. It is to perfect every movement and every shot. It is to become one with the ball and the court—to become the living manifestation of basketball. The phenomenon can be described as an inner peace surging through the body as you enter a state of flow where only you and the basketball can coexist. The slightest disturbance can repel you from the state, but if you focus, you will sink, descending deeper and deeper into the abyss that basketball has engulfed you in. Basketballistic Greatness can be compared to the goal of reaching enlightenment by the Japanese Samurai. In the movie Coach Carter, the teenagers' goal is to reach Basketballistic Greatness.
Basketballistic Greatness is the state of mind of a highly dedicated basketball player. Reaching Basketballistic Greatness is the biggest achievement for all basketball players. It is to perfect every movement and every shot. It is to become one with the ball and the court—to become the living manifestation of basketball. The phenomenon can be described as an inner peace surging through the body as you enter a state of flow where only you and the basketball can coexist. The slightest disturbance can repel you from the state, but if you focus, you will sink, descending deeper and deeper into the abyss that basketball has engulfed you in. Basketballistic Greatness can be compared to the goal of reaching enlightenment by the Japanese Samurai. In the movie Coach Carter, the teenagers' goal is to reach Basketballistic Greatness.
"Was guzzle ma nuzzle! Have you seen Lebron lately? He has totally reached Basketballistic Greatness!"
by sigmur February 10, 2025