The act of of a Girl named Ashleigh with brown hair and green eyes, sometimes blue, who hates A guy named Ethan. Ethan probably had blonde hair and it’s curly. brown eyes and a large love for ashleigh. but for some reason Ashleigh does not like him at all. she despises him very much
by EthanLovesAshleighBigMuch March 28, 2021
Get the ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan mug.A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.
Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
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by Yaw alright mush April 22, 2020
Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is a man (nu duh) and is someone who often likes gaming, enjoys cracking jokes (even if they are old or make no sense in the context) and fighting. He is nice to hang around and is quite funny. Many times when you meet an Ethan they will be a complete dumbass (do thinks like drink soap) but are really smart when it comes to certain things. Overall are a really great friend to have by your side because they once you become friends, they will make funny jokes and will defend you in conflicts.
person 1: oh hey it’s Ethan
person 2: yeah he’s funny and I once saw him protect his friend against a thug
person 3:that’s Ethan for you
person 2: yeah he’s funny and I once saw him protect his friend against a thug
person 3:that’s Ethan for you
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Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is a person that you feel safe when he hugs you and so happy when he holds your hand.When you kiss him it’s like time stops and everything is just focused on you.
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