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Ethan

Ethan is a MAN. He could kill you in an instant with his 69 inch kicks to the head. He is an overachiever and has A++++'s on his grades ALL OF THEM. Ethans usually have 5 cats and live in the prettiest places (it compliments his face). He also is a MASTER AT KOREAN MARTIAL ARTS LETS GOOOOOO!! Ethans are sweet but average height and he is jacked beyond belief. He may not show it but he likes anime specifically Death Note. He will come to your house pillage your pillows and steal your ice cream :) WE LOVE ETHANS!! By the way they have wholesome smiles and attitudes! Very skux indeed.
DARN YOU ETHAN STEALING MY PILLOWS AND ICE CREAM I WAS PLANNING ON BEING DEPRESSED AND EAT ICE CREAM TODAY!!

rando person: "I am chronically online and this definition came up about Ethan what the heck?"
Ethans smile is so wholesome
Ethan is skux indeed, indeed he is
by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023
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Ethan John

Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.

He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
Girl I: "Oh my word, is that Ethan John??"
Girl 2: "Yeah yo, and he's mine!!"
by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023
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Ethan

A person you need to block because they are not real and they are the worst mercy main in the world.
Omg is that Ethan I NEED TO FUCKING PUKE
by Horxch April 6, 2023
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Ethan Larkin

Most likely to shag his own family member and likes to nonce on little children as a hobby whilst taking them to his basement where he keeps the starving children he stole
by MrEggman August 2, 2022
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Ethanal Fire

Ethanal Fire, an Ethan Muziki catch-phrase derived colloquially from the term "Eternal Fire". It refers to timeless music or music with a high shelf-life. Music that keeps on giving hence the fire that keeps on burning.
by Fandom Ke February 12, 2022
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Ethaning

Verb, when you’re performing an ethan act or embracing ur inner ethanity
“she was full so she ethaned and pulled a “dala2 kesse”

He was breaking down so his friend was ethaning and replied with “betsir”
by amkh October 13, 2021
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Ethan

The type of guy you look at and think "wow, I want to suck his face" all the girls want to sex him, and all the guys want to be him. He is very successful and has so many fwends. He is so good.
Girl " Oh my god is that Ethan?, he is so mmmph."
Other girl " I know, I bet he has a massive willy".
by 123playwithme October 15, 2019
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