dude

dude is a camels penis

“yo that camel has a big dude

by mummyshak October 9, 2021

Mica(the dude)

A person that posts arbitrary shit shitster nonsensical definitions on Urban Dictionary.

That Mica(the dude) is at it again
What a Mica(the dude)

by The Mica April 3, 2019

Droid Dude

Someone who uses the android operating system, usually a chill tech sleuth.

I dunno im not really a droid dude....

by Spectre0xD July 14, 2023

Pretty Big Dick, Dude

A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.

Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.

Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 September 18, 2023

Dude

A term for a man, used by women to refer to guys that have a ZERO percent chance of getting in their pants.

Also look out for ‘bro’ and ‘mate’.

*in the car with female friend*

Samantha: “Dude can you turn your music down a bit?”

Mick: “Sure.” (friend zone face)

by Dr.Bobert October 13, 2022

dude i fucked that girl in the bed

you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol

help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes

by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017

Dude

A camels foreskin

Peel back that dude and eat the cheese it’s high in protein

by The TopDog September 4, 2021