Dylan is an asshole who never leaves you alone and sucks on his fingers. He gets so intense with his sucking, you can hear it from 13 blocks away. Dylan is gay, and likes to suck anything that is 3 inches. "3 inches is my standard." Dylan says. Overall he is a real pain, and is like a leach that you can't pull off your ballsack.
by big dave big ass March 09, 2020
dylan put your dick away there are kids here
by NotDylanShhhhhh September 05, 2018
by Pussyslayer666999 January 18, 2022
he is smart and cool and likes to have brief talks with friends about pretty dumb stuff he is usually the best at the game and is one of the best friends you could ever have.
dylan is cool.
by so yeah .... im a gamer June 18, 2021
by bigdikkkkkboi6969 January 19, 2022
Dylan is a horney, lazy, man child who enjoys underage girls and blowing bubbles made out of his bosses dick cheese.
How did Dylan get Cory’s dick cheese?
by Hehdissi February 07, 2024