Douche MacGyver 

A word used to describe a douche-like person, who also looks like he regularly watches Macgyver

Person 1 "That guy over there who's breaking the veinding machine is a douche MacGyver."

Person 2 "Actually, he's not breaking the vending machine, he's raping it."

Person 1 "How the hell do you rape a vending machine?"

Person 2 "The coin slot"

Douche MacGyver by MikeB30 December 14, 2008

Douche Box 

(1) A car packed full with douche bags

or

(2)A boxy vehicle such as a Honda Element or Scion xB.

(1) "Let's pass this douche box!"

(2) "I can't believe people actually drive those douche boxes. Everytime I see one I expect toast to pop up from the roof."

Douche Box by SakeMonke November 21, 2007

douche penis 

A friend who has no better use in life other than to fill holes with his cock.

After witnessing Cassius attempting to pick up a random woman at the bar, we all came to the conclusion that he was a douche penis.

douche penis by Arizona Kilted February 27, 2008

douche bag 

1) An individual who enjoys the use of recreational cocaine.
2) An individual seeking cocaine.
3) An individual identified as a potential consumer of cocaine by negative social behavior, such as cutting someone off in traffic.

Random Dealer: "Hey, you guys want some cocaine?"
Random Person: "Yeah!"
Random Dealer: "Wow, you're a douche bag..."
Random Person: "...?"
Random Dealer: "Okay, lets go do some."

douche bag by Atmos Blueshit March 16, 2008

douche-fag 

When someone is such a douche bag, and such a fag, the two words are combined to create douche-fag.

kid:yo,your sitting in my spot!

douche-fag: Fuck you!


kid: Douche-fag

douche-fag by outlawgunslinger February 4, 2009

douche-all-man-dick 

a jock who is so hell bent on being 'cool', that he dose not realize everyone fucking hates him/her.

bill: after chad scored that winning touchdown he totally blew me off in the hallway.

ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.

douche-all-man-dick by duck tape November 12, 2009

douche nozzle 

a universal word used in the event that you forget the actual word or just don't want to use it.

Q:What is the soup of the day?
A:Douche nozzle
Q:Do you like the new guy at work?
A:No. He is a huge douche nozzle
Q:What kind of dog is that?
A:It is a douche nozzle.
Q:Where would you like to sit?
A:On the douche nozzle!

douche nozzle by Sara Gallagher January 9, 2008