Yard Child

The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.

_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine

_the file clearly says it's your biological son

_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him

_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel

by Toroz May 29, 2018

Sugar child

Aux

Aux is a good sugar child

by auxiliatrix.jpg October 14, 2018

Holy child

A school of sluts and hoes.
This school is fun for partiers, it’s an easier version of stone ridge.
All the guys target holy child for the hot girls.
It’s very easy and super fun.
The high schoolers love juuls and alcohol.

Guy #1 Omg that girl is so hot! She must be from holy child!
Guy #1 Imma go give her a head, bye.

Guy #2 O well I already hooked up with her so...
Guy #1 What ever she’s still so fucking gorgeous

by heyoitsurgirlo October 29, 2018

horner child

A child by a horner man

You ain't see Billy? Yeah that's Marcia Horner child

by Alibofus134 December 30, 2018

Avocado child

Alternative kid who loves avocado more than anyone else.

Billie Eilish is an avocado child

by cryinfopxxlove3 January 3, 2019

Douche Child

Maturity level of Ex-husband

He is such a douche child !

by KayChas January 22, 2019

Meme Child

A person who has become familiar with many types of memes, vines, Reddit stories and posts, and comedy skits that have most likely been animated to. Meme Children are usually socially awkward, not very popular, funny and/or weird people. Some people can take it too far, so watch out for them.

We are the Meme Children of the future

by BiFallenAngel01 February 9, 2019