ass extractor

Device used to remove brown-nosers from their bosses'ass.

You need an ass extractor to get Tammy out of her bosses ass

by ladymonica January 9, 2008

ass board

the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic....
can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys
and cook outs.

you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board

by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009

ass stick

a stick stuck up an annoying person's ass.

"I hate that kid Eric. He's an ass stick!"

by alisoncatie March 5, 2009

ass feret

Thick dirty hair giving the appearance of a feret krazy glued to your butt crack

Geez josh get the hell out of the gym shower your ass feret is going to make me puke.

by Job Pilson August 8, 2008

ass roast

an extremely large, smelly bowel movement

Don't go in there for a while!

Why?

Cause I left a massive ass roast in the toilet!

by Nate-the Great January 9, 2009

carousel ass

A stripper who has a raw ass from doing one too many rotations on the pole.

Lacreesha missed class at community college because she had carousel ass from the club.

by Matty_Ice88 March 7, 2015

donkey ass

Canadian grade AAA baloney from the ass of a donkey.

Hey, Gino don't buy the mortadella. The Canadian AAA donkey ass baloney is the best.

by Alias albino pygmy January 19, 2017