a human second

A human second, exactly one second.

That image was funny, for about a human second.

by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018

Human-Centipede

Putting super glue on your lips before eating a girls ass.

"I can't wait to show Clover the Human-Centipede

by PotatoePig September 7, 2023

Human

Someone who is beautiful in every single possible way. There is no such thing as ugly humans. They are all beautiful in their own way.

Rude person: Look at all of her flaws
Nice person: how dare you? She's only human.

by thekatster007 June 8, 2014

Human Purse

That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth

Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

Neo-human

A neo-human is a person that looks athletic and/or strong but is in reality weak and/or unathletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.

Marcus: That guy looks like he super strong.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.

by the one and only youghurt male May 24, 2024

humans

A group of people that do nothing but feel miserable, make other people feel miserable, and then eventually die.

It's a miracle that humans exist, and somehow we spend that opportunity by destroying ourselves.

by daigo0777 November 17, 2021

Dislocated Human Vertebra

An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.

Person 1: "Hey Jared!"

Person 2: "You are a Dislocated Human Vertebra"

Person 1: "Oh."

by Pain in a nutshell May 26, 2021