dick

a nickname and definetely not what you are thinking about right now

teacher: hi everyone let me show you this dick
teacher: can you please let richard go back to his seat

by ryuk is hot af🥵 September 12, 2021

Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.

Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.

by eartherygubb October 1, 2020

Warm Dick

The point of which the penis is slightly erect but still flaccid in turn making it warm

My friend laid his warm dick on me at a sleepover

by xX_masterfelcher_Xx July 6, 2022

schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.

Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis

by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013

Aydens Dick

Super small like I mean super super super small u need a microscope to see his shit

Aydens dick is like a shrimp!

by Hhhghujjjj November 21, 2023

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

locking the dick down

When a girl has you so sprung that you only talk to her and have sex with her alone.

I'm only talking to Kelly, she's locking the dick down.

by 85powder November 15, 2017