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Walmart Ass Nigga

A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.

Requirements:

(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI

If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
Yoo, he was mad as hell they didn’t change the shelf cap, this dude is a true Walmart Ass Nigga!
mugGet the Walmart Ass Niggamug.

ass nini

someone who is an absolute inconvenience to your misrable shit life/
Stephan: u know what even though you spent 10 dollars on this game specifically to play it with me and even though i was the one who crashed my game im gonna leave therefore you will have just wasted 10 dollars for 30 minutes of enjoyment.

Gary: Fuck you ass nini adopted ass piece of shit.
by Azwall March 31, 2022
mugGet the ass ninimug.

fake ass friend

no one will ever understand how ryan is such a fake ass friend to everyone.
by ur momma.com August 9, 2022
mugGet the fake ass friendmug.

Rotten ass wagg

When Matt Wagg takes a shit in Metro and it fucking smells like absolute shit
Matt took a shit and smells like a rotten ass wagg
by Asswagg August 5, 2017
mugGet the Rotten ass waggmug.

Pussy ass bitch

One who called into work almost every Friday or takes off most Friday’s from work bc them go to Chick-fil-A and target.
I think I’ll be a pussy ass bitch because I coughed twice and want a spicy deluxe.
by Chick-fil-Ahater May 17, 2021
mugGet the Pussy ass bitchmug.

National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure
Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.
by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019
mugGet the National grab ass daymug.

Ass Knock

When someone fucks you so hard that the impact of your ass makes a sound
P1: he fucked me so hard that everyone heard it
P2: the ass knock?
P1: yes
by Yod1000 January 9, 2024
mugGet the Ass Knockmug.

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