Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.

I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.

by pee-NuT December 1, 2007

lazer shark dick

noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.

"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."

by NexusGaming May 30, 2017

your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022

Billy-Dicked

When you use your dick as a billy club to hurt someone.

Did you hear Jamal billy-dicked Shaniqua! It was crazy, blood everywhere!

by AngriestOldMan April 6, 2017

Dick

Jake Paul

Man that guy is so rude. Such a dick.

by Hilloh April 14, 2019

Henry’s dick

It’s 69.420 inches long. Way longer than Tootymcbootys

Henry’s Dick is so big

by Glizzysucker69 June 12, 2022