Dick

Something the “perfect” guy doesn’t have

Brad was the one for the fine chick if only he had a dick

by Weirdshithappensman November 19, 2019

urban dick

a dick that uses words off urban dictionary that no one else knows

bobby: your such a hjowiee
BIlly:quit being an urban dick no one knows what you mean

by Spraknar November 25, 2017

Dick munch

Ex.1 When you wanna ask if someone sucks dick, but wanna be funny.

Ex.2 When someone is an absolute Dickie Cheese.

Yo herald is a dick munch.

by Mega dicker March 1, 2019

dick in hood

condom for gay people

damn that boy got his dick in hood

by hilh987ujkn January 3, 2018

Goat dick

Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool

Jeff didn’t want to go to the movies with us he’s not goat dick

by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024

Dick

Something you don’t have

Person 1: oh look at his nonexistent dick

Person 2:😲

by Bill bye your moms a guy October 22, 2019

Surfer Dick

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick

by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020