Swamp ass

When it’s hot and you’ve been sat down for ages causing your bum to sweat lots

person 1: “Hey I’ve been gaming for hours and my bum is wet”

Person 2: “You my friend have got something called swamp ass”

by MBARR October 9, 2021

Ass

Numbers I chased…
Meaning I thought had…
Instead it was me I guess going mad…
Never had I wanted someone’s love so bad…

Realizing…. Slowly….

It is not me:(
I see your dream…
How I wish…

That darn reality…
Was right…

Once I saw a post…
If she loves me as much as I love her, we will survive anything…
Unfortunately, I never had your love…
Yep.. dumb ass

by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 February 2, 2024

National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023

ass

A Sensual Savant

Last night you acted like such an ASS

(at least I really hope this is what it stands for lol)

by lifeunlimited May 12, 2016

Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass

I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018

Grab ass month

The month of march you can grab anyones ass aslong its ur friend its not gay

People are so exited for grab ass month

by BBB 1 March 5, 2020

bitch-ass

Type of guy that likes it up the dumper.

Look at that bitch-ass flaunting his shit.

by Randy goat fucker July 25, 2025