The type of dick that is built nice and you wouldn’t mind fucking for the rest of your life. It’s not hardcore sex but it’s not soft either and you’ll be back for seconds. Ever seen a girl unsatisfied after a step to porn? Me either
by Wubalubadubdub August 09, 2021
Beatrix: OMG! Someone just threw a HUGE pile of turtle diarrhea on Farnsworth!
Darrin: It sounds like he just got DICKED!
Beatrix: No doubt.
Darrin: It sounds like he just got DICKED!
Beatrix: No doubt.
by Government Cheese Eater September 22, 2021
When a man has a urethra on the top of his penis, rather than on the end, like the blowhole of a dolphin.
by Irish Diesel October 04, 2020
A deformity which causes a male’s urethra to be placed on the top, of the tip of his penis; resembling a dolphins blowhole
Sarah: Mike’s dick is so weird! His pee hole is on the top of his dick.
Bethany: Oh, that’s dolphin dick.
Bethany: Oh, that’s dolphin dick.
by Wordmaker0 August 26, 2018
by gunstavo July 06, 2022
Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day
by digbick23123 June 25, 2023