Ass hoist

A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.

Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.

by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022

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Ass drumming circle

Verb,
A group of men or women. Sometimes coed meet up with a pair of drum sticks for each person. Each person puts their bottom out and starts hitting the person in front of them with the drum sticks and forming a circle thus ass drumming circle.

Me and 4 of my friends went and did an ass drumming circle last noght

by Old and confused January 5, 2024

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Ass-tongue

The quality of unbelievably bad taste.

An expressive way to announce your own distaste for something you fail to see the appeal.

Attributed first use: Bird Casper Jones (prev. Steve Griffiths)

“Green tea is ass-tongue!”
“You legit think Jabba is the sexiest Star Wars character?? Dude, you’ve got ass-tongue.”

by Spaceboy Birdy October 28, 2025

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fuck ass LOB

a lob, or long bob, is a versatile medium-length haircut that falls between a traditional bob and a long-haired style, typically ending at the shoulders or just above or below them. This adaptable cut can be customized to suit different hair types and textures, offering a balanced, chic look that is easy to style and can often be pulled into a low ponytail.

younger generations call this the new fuck ass bob.

omg was that actually mikey in the video?

Obviously, she's the only one with that fuck ass LOB.

by fuckasslobboss September 12, 2025

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