Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.
I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.
by MovinMocassins July 1, 2016
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without being epic swan pose!!
other examples are people who take very famous quotes all the time such as.
"maybe if you wasn't bussin' off them yerkies all day you'duh thunk of a better plan, dingo!" - John Marston
“You sir, are a fish” -Arthur Morgan
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without being epic swan pose!!
other examples are people who take very famous quotes all the time such as.
"maybe if you wasn't bussin' off them yerkies all day you'duh thunk of a better plan, dingo!" - John Marston
“You sir, are a fish” -Arthur Morgan
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kelvin coolidge: "He is such a A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!! Am I right William Raft?"
Fester Arthur: Agreed!
kelvin coolidge: "He is such a A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!! Am I right William Raft?"
Fester Arthur: Agreed!
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