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Goldfish Dick

When a man fucks someone that is constipated anally and the shit goes up the dicks urethra. Then when the man goes to pee, a strand of shit comes out the dick instead. Looking like when a goldfish is pooping.
I fuck this bitch that had to take a shit and now I got goldfish dick!
by Bobby Sirhc January 13, 2026
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Dick-righter

A mocking term for someone who blindly supports right-wing authoritarian figures, defends oppressive behavior, and treats political leaders like they can do no wrong.
Example (mocking a person): "He excuses corruption, censorship, and violence as long as his favorite politician does it total dick-righter behavior"
"You watched one propaganda video and now you’re defending everything he does, you’re such a dick-righter."

Example (mocking a public figure): “The dictator called for censorship again, and his followers cheered like loyal dick-righters.”
by Tyfonas January 15, 2026
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Boys With Tight Dicks

Boys with tight dicks are known for being overall very chill, generous when it comes to alcohol/recreational drugs, love to eat BBQ, and most importantly: have average sized but very aethestically pleasing genitals.
Dude 1: Whoa, the boys with tight dicks are here.
Dude 2: Damn they are so cool, kind and humble.
by Mr. Dialogue November 22, 2021
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Dick

A dick is what is attached to your damn crotch
Please put your dick in me!
I’m horny asf! Dick please!
by bonjovicanhaveme November 22, 2021
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dick

what’s a dick man?
boys. boys are a dick
by miccheckw123rr November 23, 2021
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White Dick

A word used as an insult towards white men who are annoying, dumb, lazy and can't do anything right.
"Stop being lazy and do something useful for once, you White Dick!"
by CockDestroyer3000 November 23, 2021
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Dick

Suckdicks
by Arjid. November 23, 2021
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