Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025
Get the dave the dick destroyermug. 1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.
2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".
2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".
(1)
I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!
Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!
(2)
Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?
Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!
I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!
Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!
(2)
Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?
Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!
by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015
Get the Put The Dick Away.mug. Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?
Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.
Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.
by MerpyMoo August 30, 2016
Get the Siamese Dickmug. A man of middle eastern descent that works inside of a deli or restaurant and conducts himself like a dick.
by master release plz November 15, 2019
Get the Deli Dickmug. 
by Vshizzle July 12, 2015
Get the Dick Mittmug. Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick
by DeLoneyxJmilly October 25, 2017
Get the Slapped with a dickmug.