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Assing

Assing shall henceforth be when one hot chick (such as myself) grabs another hot chick (such as yourself) and while hot girl 1 sticks her tongue between hot girl 2’s lips, she reaches through her legs to grab hot girl 2’s ass while her forearm is pressing against her clit
I'm gonna be assing you.
by Mazes March 8, 2016
mugGet the Assingmug.

Dat Ass

When ones ass is so fine that you can only describe it as "Dat Ass" and nothing else
(s)he was walking by and all I could notise was "Dat Ass" in front of me.
mugGet the Dat Assmug.

Ass Chaff

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.
1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010
mugGet the Ass Chaffmug.

National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed
Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”
by Kenz9 August 1, 2022
mugGet the National Grab Ass Daymug.

Swish that Ass

This is the cause when 3 guys fuck each other so hard they break each others dicks in half causing them to start licking eachothers assholes vigurously
Me and the guys last night had to start Swish that ass cuz we kinda messed up
by Swishma January 19, 2022
mugGet the Swish that Assmug.

Ass Traveled

When you meet a dude off Grindr, and remember how good his dick felt inside you, so much that it feels like you time travelled back to when you hooked up with them.
Yo, Alex fucked me so good it's like I Ass Traveled back to the night he was beating my guts up!
by TheAssTraveler November 21, 2021
mugGet the Ass Traveledmug.

blessing an ass

bro, you don't even know, i totally blessed that chicks ass last night.

Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?
by assgod6969 May 24, 2017
mugGet the blessing an assmug.

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