Mark Ass Nigga

A special breed of human life, technically known as Joey Galvan's.

And she just thought, "what a mark ass nigga"

by Jajjjjaaaaaiiiiiiii July 28, 2022

here's your ass

When your opponent, such as in a game of basketball, beats you handily and says this comment to add insult to injury

John just dunked on Simon to win the game.
John: Here's your ass.
Simon: I hate you.

by Redlinr July 29, 2022

Ass hoist

A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.

Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.

by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022

Bitch-ass

Someone who acts tough but isn't

You're a bitch-ass

by Lalisaaaa July 29, 2022

National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed

“Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”

by Kenz9 August 1, 2022

strut that ass

To show off

What Mercedes-Benz drivers who work at the arsenal like to do

The asshole assistant principal likes to strut that ass.

It's the chauvinistic pig attitude that Clinton's got, to strut that ass strut that ass strut that ass strut that ass

by Lil Skelly August 1, 2022

Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.

Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.

by Kallofox August 2, 2022