Dirty dylan

When you masturbate whilst listening to a work colleague rail your mother in the next room.

Last night chris from work came round to see my mum, i couldnt resist a sneaky dirty Dylan.

by Newstepdad December 21, 2024

Dirty Dud

When someone acts like they aren’t feeling like getting after it and then spends all night trying to fuck everyone in the arse

Did you see Andrew the other night? He was being a sad sack then pulled a Dirty Dud and tried to fuck all our arses - no lube

by Karen’s sphincter June 10, 2020

Dirty Melyssa

When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem

“Holy shit dude me and this bitch tried the dirty melyssa last night”

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Dirty MacArthy

The act of taking a picture of oneself and masterbaiting to it.

All the porn cites were blocked, so i had to pull a dirty MacArthy last night.

by stuubootyman April 7, 2023

Dirty Squirrel

A person that does anything to get a nut

Damn, stop trying to get it in with those fat bitches, you dirty squirrel

by _RD_ April 13, 2020

Dirty Boggy

An act where you roll in milk, then seasoning, fry yourself until you become a fried chicken piece, and then feed yourself to your pet guinea pig.

"My guinea pig is feeling sad, i'm going to Dirty Boggy for him!

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Dirty DiCaprio

when you drag your sack across her face starting at the chin dragging till the top of the forehead

Mary came over for dinner last night, i gave her a dirty DiCaprio for desert with a light creme fraiche.

by kulky666 April 15, 2017