by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 15, 2025
Get the National Kiss a Band Kid Day mug.‘Valentine’s Day’, celebrated on the 17th of February, is a special occasion where married couples exchange gifts, affirm their love, and spend quality time together. Fun fact: the “m” in Valentime’s actually stands for “married,” signifying the seasoned, legally-bound veterans of love.
Not to be confused with Valentine’s Day on the 14th, which is for the “newly” entangled—hence the “n”—those still figuring out if they’re soulmates or just really into the same Netflix shows.
Both holidays trace their roots back to the Romans, who celebrated spring fertility rites around this time. And by “spring,” we mean spring if you’re in Southern Italy—because everywhere else, it’s still cold enough to question your life choices.
Not to be confused with Valentine’s Day on the 14th, which is for the “newly” entangled—hence the “n”—those still figuring out if they’re soulmates or just really into the same Netflix shows.
Both holidays trace their roots back to the Romans, who celebrated spring fertility rites around this time. And by “spring,” we mean spring if you’re in Southern Italy—because everywhere else, it’s still cold enough to question your life choices.
by xircano February 15, 2025
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Get the Nationial Kiss a Band Kid Day mug.April 24th is universal give sloppy toppy to Avery day! On April 24th, you have to give violent sloppy toppy to you good bro Avery
Friend 1: what day is it today?
Friend 2: April 24th, why?
Friend 1: WHAT? I ALMOST FORGOT TO GIVE AVERY SLOPPY TOPPY TODAY
*friend 1 goes and gives Avery and gives him the sloppiest toppy on National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day*
Friend 2: April 24th, why?
Friend 1: WHAT? I ALMOST FORGOT TO GIVE AVERY SLOPPY TOPPY TODAY
*friend 1 goes and gives Avery and gives him the sloppiest toppy on National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day*
by salad w3nch February 16, 2025
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😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
Get the The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side. mug.February 20th is the International Goth Girl Breaks Into Your House Day is an annual event where goth girl mysteriously appear in your home to spend the day with you. Depending on the girl, she may either become your lover or simply spend the day engaging in goth-inspired activities.
Bro 1: Dude did a goth girl come to your house today? Apparently today is International goth girl breaks into your house day
Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf
Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf
by Cheesemastah February 19, 2025
Get the International goth girl breaks into your house day mug.Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!
February 20th is labeled the best day.
February 20th is labeled the best day.
Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day
by Duderruder February 20, 2025
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