the virgin assembly

A group chat filled with....Swank, cancer, dankness, sweet sweet anal, and casual rape jokes

Did you know that the virgin assembly gave me sweet sweet testicular cancer.

by Soiler04 January 13, 2017

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Luke

Luke is a fuckin virgin

by Widnf October 14, 2019

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West Virginity

You keep your status as a virgin until you have sex with someone who isn't a family member.

"Did you hear about Caleb? Last night, he bagged that drunk college ho and finally lost his West Virginity."

by Sleezypoof January 11, 2023

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legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.

There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

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