The Washington school that all the stoners go to because they were to busy smoking weed in high school to get into the University of Washington.
Person: “Oh where do you go to school

Me: “Western Washington University”
Person: “Shit bro can I get a gram?”
by Heheomgweed October 10, 2019
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guy 1: guy 2 was not the imposter!!!!!!
by Jay The Cat September 18, 2021
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Ohio State University

A bunch of dumb ass kids that couldn't get in to either Michigan or Miami (of Ohio) University.

A bunch of decently talented football players that play in the most overrated conference in the NCAA.

A bunch of faggots that consistently get their asses whooped by bigger and better SEC teams.

A bunch of faggots who worship a fucking nut as their mascot.
"Those douche bags from Ohio State University are really fucking stupid."
"Ya. They must have been rejected from Miami and Michigan."
"For sure."

"Did you see their bowl game?"
"Ohio State got their asses whooped after playing in the softest conference in the NCAA."
"What a bunch of nut loving FAGGOTS."
by The motha fuckin don February 05, 2008
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Eastern Michigan University

Located in Ypsilanti, Michigan this is one of the worst places for "higher education" known to man. The campus sucks, the athletic teams are a joke, social life is non-existent, and the admission standards are so low. Essentially, anyone with a pulse can get in here. Most of the people are commuter students and there is no such thing as an Eastern Michigan fan as the University of Michigan is close in nearby Ann Arbor. Eastern SUCKS!
Person 1: "Hey man, where are you going this fall?"

Person 2: "Oh, I'm going to Eastern Michigan University."

Person 1: "I'm going to Washtenaw. It's way cheaper, and it's a hell of a lot safer"

Person 2: "Losers only go to Washtenaw."

Person 1: "Yeah, well at least I'll be able to transfer to a better school, as no one takes Eastern seriously."
by XYZ1000 August 02, 2011
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Florida State University

A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.
"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."
by hexum January 20, 2005
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Usm is a private school located in River Hills, Wisconsin, a suburb of Milwaukee. Usm is often given a negative reputation of having only rich, snobbish students. As a student it is easy to say that there are many students who are not rich or snobbish. Obviously there are some students who are rich, elitist, and have all the coolest cloths (like at just about every school), however they are a minority. It is important for a prospective student to visit Usm to form their own opinions as to what the student population is like.
University School of Milwaukee is a school in Wisconsin.
by Iamanactor January 25, 2007
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western carolina university

Shitty school in a shitty place. One goes there if one wants a four year degree but is too poor or too stupid to go elsewhere. Activities include unsafe sex, wishing to be elsewhere, and the consumption of illegal substances.
by Depressed Catamount June 26, 2007
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