by massive penis May 12, 2022
Get the kevinmug. A clinically insane person, he exists solely for the demise of others. He is a monster, a degenerate, a vile creature that stalks the darkness and feeds off the insanity of the people around him. This is the epitome of a sick bastard who will willingly run over 10 school children at 140 mph in a school zone for a smelly, dusty rapper's cum-stained burger from McDonald's. Records include intricate paintings of smear shit depicting the rise of a supposedly Eldritch god known as Khanh the Goatphukr. Blueprints for a torture mechanism known as the "Bamboo Cock and Ball Torture" have been found in the basement of his old residence, as well as the bodies of children of many different races. There have been many cases where he will commit absolutely heinous crimes and bypass them with the phrase "We do a little trolling."
However, this creature has multiple shown signs of mental retardation and can be capturable with enough determination and patience. One technique theorized to neutralize the creature is known as the Lenny Discharge, where the user baits the creature to a lake: this halts the creature as it stares deep into the empty deep of the lake, the only signs of tranquility known. The user must then ready the firearm (revolver, 12 gauge, etc.) and blast this stupid motherfucker into smithereens until the face is completely recognizable.
However, this creature has multiple shown signs of mental retardation and can be capturable with enough determination and patience. One technique theorized to neutralize the creature is known as the Lenny Discharge, where the user baits the creature to a lake: this halts the creature as it stares deep into the empty deep of the lake, the only signs of tranquility known. The user must then ready the firearm (revolver, 12 gauge, etc.) and blast this stupid motherfucker into smithereens until the face is completely recognizable.
Shut the fuck Kevin you fucking animal! You can't just run over that family of four and just call that "The Troll Method!"
No that isn't "the Troll Method" that's vehicular manslaughter!
No that isn't "the Troll Method" that's vehicular manslaughter!
by femboynutbuster November 22, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin (adjective) male form of karen,Rat,Snitch,Cop Caller,works with Police, willing to testify against anyone to get ahead, Looking to call police on you and your friends, dirtbag
by STAYC4L July 23, 2024
Get the Kevinmug. by blaccboy December 29, 2018
Get the kevin hopkinsmug. Kevin is great friend to have because he will let you be yourself without judgement. He is also very funny :D
Kevin should not be a rapper
by ilovearlsweatshirt August 17, 2023
Get the Kevinmug. this is the name of a cold but kind hearted boy who like to act like they don't care for someone or something but they do secretly a boy with charming handsome face that like to be alone but once you are close with him they're loud and clumsy as a clown
by Billyve123 November 22, 2021
Get the Indonesian kevinmug. Kevin is the type of person to understand stand people's feelings when they tell him. He doesn't always know what to say but he is sure to make you laugh. He can be shy around people but he quickly gets over it. He's not the cutest it he always gets the girls he wants. Kevin has a very bubbly personality. If a Kevin doesn't like a person he will definitely hold a grudge against them and glare at them.
by JefferyMendala February 1, 2022
Get the Kevinmug.