The saddest of all beings, so said that his home cried for him. A map to his dad boy treasures can be found inked on his arm.
by Lawls92 November 25, 2021

by ryyirl May 25, 2022

Someone who allows her children only wholesome, organic foods, but has a middle-of-the-night ice cream habit she thinks no one knows about.
Grocery checker to unnamed patron, "You're buying all that ice cream for just one person?" Embarrassed patron, "yes, I'm afraid my daughter is quite the Sweet Sneak."
by Embarrassed Parent April 6, 2010

A Sweet Jimbo is when you don’t clean up after jizzing all over your own meat and 2 veg, and let the cume dry, forming a frost-bitten look of crusty dried cume on your private bits
Girl 1: So I get over to his place and find him waiting for me on the dining room table, legs akimbo, and he'd given himself a Sweet Jimbo like I'm supposed to be impressed... I mean he IS huge so it's impressive but like...
Girl 2: I'm frothin' at the gash!
Girl 1: Girl, you nasty.
Girl 2: I'm frothin' at the gash!
Girl 1: Girl, you nasty.
by JimboJango November 28, 2018

by Firemanwesl08 January 11, 2025

by Jay&Jess September 30, 2019
