Nard Monkey

Is a male primate who can both eat and possess nards simultaneously.

Andrew: "Ryan you know what you are?"

Ryan: "What?"

Andy: "You're a Nard Monkey"

Ryan: *cries*

by HoloConch January 29, 2021

monkey timeloop

Something that exists which shows the true core of the earth itself, further than just the hot molten inside. It loops as a plane called the Astral Area. This area consists of stardust and galaxies full of chimpanzees. However, these chimpanzees never die. They consist in a loop. A timeloop.

"Hey man did you see the new article about the monkey timeloop? Some say it doesn't exist."

by Bukas July 12, 2020

Table Monkey

Is a girl or a group of girls that go to a night clubs mainly in Vegas and try to join tables of people they don't know mostly men and drink all the free booze. Once the bottles are empty like monkeys they bounce to next table without hooking up with any male(s) at the table. Can also be known as a bottle rat. This helps boost night clubs bottom line as bottle service helps with night clubs bottom line and increase profits with more bottle orders etc.

Man bro all these table monkeys everywhere. If she isn't putting out and only trying to drink don't let her past the rope. Lets wait till we want to leave and let monkeys in.

by Nikeman09 July 29, 2014

Monkey Toots

When a hot girl has an audible fart.

I just heard a Monkey Toots

by Rogerstown September 10, 2014

monkey dew

A person who usuaslly does whatever they are told. Mostly they are the reason for "Monkey see, monkey dew."

Person1:Monkey!
Monkey dew:yes

Person1:go help cook in the kichten.
Monkey dew:the monkey will dew

by Kaykay05 March 2, 2017

Stray Monkey

Whenever an black person or a group of black people were seen walking around in a white neighborhood.

“look at that nigger walking around here looking like a stray monkey”

“Get out of here stray monkey!”

by Killuason September 14, 2021

monkey self

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.

"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."

by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022