by jamessdeadd March 18, 2022
A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.
Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.
by Murf Turds January 02, 2018
P̴̡̛̘͍͖̗̳̭̳̑̊͐̃O ̛͎̺̤̙͇̭̠̭͍̤̬̈́̏̉͐̀ͅO ̙̪͙̀͑̕P̶̬̖̫̠͍̤̰̟̗͉̽̈́͐̚Y ̡̯̙̭̰̳͎͍̱̞̈͒̑̈͛̏̽͘̚̚͠ ̡̞̳̖̙̲̲̰̎̒͊͛͐̂͗͗͝͝F̵̢̛̻͔̭̥̙̙̬͍͖̤̳̱̰͊͋̈́͗̈́̄̈́͒̇̾͒̃͘ͅA ̲̼͓̳̣̫̤̝͎̩̯̆͋̉̌́́̓́̄̈́̚ͅŔ̶̛͚̯̞̰̩̮̄͝T̶̫̱̦̫̆͊͐
Haha poopy fart
Haha poopy fart
by Dairy_-_boy June 03, 2020
James was the first to plunge his spoon into the trifle. It made a loud trifle fart noise as the spoon emerged laden with the creamy mixture.
by Thornton man August 23, 2011
by michellefrryan December 30, 2008
The art of taking an empty glass jar opening it up and securing it tightly to an anus. Then when the anus it is against farts, quickly slid the lid over the jar without removing the jar more than half an inch from the asshole.
by Silk Brah March 28, 2008
Pooping when a fart is trapped behind the poop. The fart actually propels the poop out quicker. OR When you are unsure whether you need to poop or fart. Sometimes it's just one or the other. It is often a surprise.
I poop farted today and it was like blowing a bowling ball out of my butt.
I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.
I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.
by Grandpooba79 September 13, 2011