suck the septic tank

Two meanings:

1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.

2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.

1:
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"

"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"

2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"

by Enzothegift February 9, 2014

suck my pineapple

basically is euphemism for "suck my cock" also you can call someone a cock by saying pineapple instead and they wont know it.

"so what's up?"
"fuck you, suck my pineapple"

by iliketonibblethings January 12, 2010

suck titties and dip

when you get played and lead on

Damnnnn he really just suck titties and dip after yall talked for almost a month - Nelly

by lyssabich June 5, 2019

suck my unit

suck my dick; fuck you; etc.

Carmen: That dress looks so fugly on u!
Sasha: Suck my unit BiTCH!

by Camana October 18, 2008

suck ur mum

A beautiful complement and is a heartwarming thanks for others' work. we say suck ur mum to show gratitude to loved ones we have lost

Friend: My Dad passed away.
You: Suck ur Mum

by Calmavale Community Cum March 16, 2022

Suck my shit

insult implying that you desire another party to ingest your fecal matter

joe: what's up fag
kris: ah suck my shit you puss

by Krispy Nilsen February 16, 2009

power metal sucks

A phrase said by many death metal fans because power metal is not "brutal" enough and actually care about having a melody, they also dislike the high vocals too.

Brutal death metaller: "omfg power metal sucks! Too many well played guitar solos for me! RRAAARG GRRRAWRG! BLAARRG!

Power metaller: " Yeah, they don't clash all the instruments together because they want a MELODY.

Brutal death metaller: "what's a melody?!"

Power metaller: /facepalm ¬_¬;

by Master Dave September 27, 2008