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Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!
by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014
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Snow

Jerry: Look it's snowing.
Mike:Nah that's just sky cum.
by TDZ5 January 10, 2025
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snow bukake

the act if abruptly stopping (while skiing) to shower your friends with snow.
works best if they are sitting on the ground waiting.
plus points if you do it to a girl and/or it gets behind their neck.
Yo Morris, imma give Caitlin real nasty snow bukake. Wanna team up?
by glaivegrave March 21, 2022
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Sean Snow Storm

That guy that's right there ready to swoop in on your girl the moment he sees 'trouble in paradise'. He's a homie to all the bros, just waiting for that perfect moment to be the oh so convenient rebound guy for her moment of weakness.
"Hey bro, why you hanging with my girl like a Sean Snow Storm is about to hit"
by EmKayJ January 24, 2023
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Snow Job

A pun on snow and blowjob, it's useful at getting past the censors!
"What's winter without a snow job, eh, Sockhead? Get it?! Snow Job?" - Eddy
by Lmao27 October 3, 2025
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Australian Snow Plow

The act of a man sitting on top of a women's face getting his ass ate, "down unda", while simultaneously titty fucking her.
Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl and I tried! I gave her the Australian Snow Plow and she did not leave disappointed!

Make sure to shower before we get it on tonight, I want you to give me the ol' Australian Snow Plow baby!
by Stinky Bhole June 20, 2024
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Snow bunny

A white girl that's dumb and also into black guys
"Look at laura , she's totally a snow bunny the way she talks to those guys at work"
by mikeshardy May 1, 2023
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