School Stoned

The act of being just the right amount of high, to be at school and not look like a retard.

"Wanna smoke?"
-Chris
"Yeah, but I only wanna get school stoned"
-Garrett

by School Stoner October 2, 2010

sudbury school

A school that doesn't involve work or anything else work related, learning is done independently and the staff are your slaves to an extent.

"I'm fucking tired of the fucking bitch of a staff and workload of public schools"
"In Sudbury schools you can do whatever the fuck you want"
"Oh shit really?"
"Yeah dude. It's awesome"

by AutismoTheGrande October 19, 2017

Scummer School

A term for summer school, used to represent the majority of those in attendance.

See: Stoner, Loser

Oh look, you smoked too much pot, skipped too many classes and now you have to go to scummer school. Shame.

by Syk_ May 25, 2004

No school day!

Where you don't go to school

Hey it’s national no school day!!

by Fjffidf October 21, 2019

meme school

very funny word said by david bowie, if u dont laugh when someone says it u die from asphyxiation

david bowie: hahaha, meme school hA-

by migistheligmaman November 30, 2020

middle school

1) A place that makes you want to have a labotomy. Girls in middle school talk all the time about their boyfriend of 1 week and claim to be "in love" with them. Little do these girls know that the boy just wants booty. Also, girls will make fun of other girls that aren't "developed" (i.e having a butt or a big chest). The teachers are complete vulcan idiots that punish a kid for writing on the desk which was a result of the teachers boring lesson plan. They give ridiculous amounts of homework on shit. Homework is as good as toilet paper. Everybody talks shit about you. You'd be lucky to have a few true friends. Also, you'll encounter a few dingleberries that try to turn you into something you're not. The popular kids are assholes. If you're not into MTV or the latest rap music you're considered a freak of nature. Anybody that has been through middle school will tell you it's an equivalence to a nazi death camp. No matter what you do, it's torture. Anybody that makes it to the last day of middle school will be happy to leave that shit hole for life!

Middle school is nothing but a steaming pile of bullshit for kids 11-14.

Good luck kids!

by LifestyleSpirit March 13, 2010

School Bell

The school bell apparently doesn't dismiss you. The teacher does. So you stay your ass in that hallway until your teacher comes and tells it's time for class.

Teacher: Sit down! The school bell doesn't dismiss you! I do!
Student: Then the bell shouldn't decided when the hell I come to class!

by TheCrazyMadHatter February 7, 2017