word pimp

n. He or she that doth chargeth an exorbitant sum for commonplace words that, when aggregated, shalt have magical meanings that conferreth limited liabilities and haveth the power to compel writs of coram nobis, habeus corpus, etc.; and for such services he or she shalt render unto clients bills that doth contain billing increments as small as six minutes; and shall ye fail to pay him or her, he or she shall initiate the shaft of the law unto thine anus.

Oh man, my word pimp is on my ass about that employment contract I gave him; he backhanded me when I didn't pay my bill.

by Codezilla September 3, 2013

to pimp

(verb- to pimp someone): to live off someone's salary like a parasite.

Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, I just got crucified, since my company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.

Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.

Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.

Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.

Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.

by Sexydimma February 22, 2012

Dip the pimp

Expression used when departing from a group at a function or a meeting.

"Aye I'ma dip the pimp I'll get at you."

by modestgrower June 10, 2012

Apple Pimp

People who own a lot of Apple products and think they're so cool.

That guy's got a iPhone, a Macbook Pro, a iMac and a iBullshitter. He's such an Apple Pimp!

by serenity_within_calamity January 1, 2012

The pimp hand

The act of possible discipline to be administered at work.

If Bob doesn't start getting things right in his department, "the pimp hand" is going to come down!

by DJPTRSN January 18, 2012

Social Pimping

Inviting some one to go out to entertain anther person in the group you don't feel like entertaining.

Social Pimping - I'm going to social pimp karen to hang out with emily tonight so she leaves me alone.

by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011

pimp ta limp

The result of a very smooth individual having sexual intercourse with so many women that he can no longer sprout an erection.

Jake: "Man last night I went from pimp ta limp. Megan fox herself couldn't give me a stiffy at this point."

by Jakethebarbarian June 16, 2011