Scarlett Bone Mansion

The most precious place on a woman's body where a man would like to park himself for a while.

John finally found the time to park himself in Jennifer's scarlett bone mansion. The red parking garage of love.

by moonlymeister August 26, 2015

free range boning

noun meaning having intercourse around the house or outside, in areas that intercourse is not usually had; wandering sex.

After his parents left, we participated in some free range boning to feel a little adventurous.

by lindseyrockstar October 15, 2010

Half-Boned Prince

In the middle of sex, as dude gets up to grab/check something before returning back to finish.

There goes my half-boned prince off to check his phone.

by Irohem August 22, 2020

fuzzy moan bone

1: a pubic hair style which entails shaving all of the hair except that which grows on the shaft of the penis.

2: an event after sex with a woman with a full bush, where some of her pubic hair is glued to your penis with cum.

1: Hey, man! I just shaved my junk into the Abraham Lincoln!

Wait a minute, bud. You gotta try out the fuzzy moan bone. Women love that shit.

2: Dude, last night I pulled out of this girl and my shaft was covered in her pubes. She called it the fuzzy moan bone.

by Axenukkapoon August 26, 2013

Boning a T-Rex

Boning a T-Rex is typically an excuse on why you can't go out to do fun activities with friends, because you're a total introvert.

You: Dude, sorry I can't go out tonight.
Friend: Ok, why tho?
You: I'm boning a t-rex

by SpankMama24 April 27, 2017

bone stabbed motherfucker

harsha is a bone stabbed motherfucker

youre a bone stabbed motherfucker

by pussydiver69 November 3, 2018

T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone.

Kevin: yo cvs was out of condoms for T-bone Tuesday

Tyron: looks like your girl won’t be getting that extra bone she deserves.

by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019