A guy who’s girlfriend is an annoying Whiney looney who only comments in about herself. She is always hungry and wants her nails done. No one wants to hang out with her but the Jake keeps bringing her around
“Oh my god bruh his girlfriend is so annoying why does he still bring her around, no one likes her.”
“yea I know, he’s being a Jake.”
“I think we all know a Jake”
“Don’t be a Jake”
“yea I know, he’s being a Jake.”
“I think we all know a Jake”
“Don’t be a Jake”
by Redneckdog302 April 14, 2019
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His intimidating, strong side, is used to protect you, his charming, handsome, and dare I say, sexual side is used only in private. He makes you feel more than alive and will spend his days with you. If you come across a Jake, don't let him go, ever.
Girl one: who is that hottie 😍
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!
by Jake 😍 April 17, 2019
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Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!
A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019
Get the Jake my everything and my baby mug.Jake is shy when you first meet him. He is very attractive and has a very nice smile. Jake is protective of his Friends,family and more. Jake is very athletic,and enjoys almost all sports. He is funny,and has a cute personality. He’s a great guy friend for the girls,and will do regular things with the guys. Most girls like him for his amazing personality,and looks.
by madennames April 25, 2019
Get the Jake mug.A blond fuckboy. Fat but doesn’t say he is. Typical jerk who plays with girls heart and makes fun of them when they feel offended. Makes women feel bad about their own body. A dick.
by FishCat01 April 28, 2019
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