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Jacob

Kids named Jacob typically are the ones who scream in the back of the school bus. They constantly smell like stale chips and they have greasy hair. He probably asks the kid wearing a black hoodie "are you goth 🤓"
"Yo, did you hear? Jacob got suspended for licking a teacher"
"Hope he doesn't come back lmao"
by Dilf_lover_69__ May 2, 2021
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Jacob

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JACOB IS A QT
by Marty Cooper November 16, 2020
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Jacob

The most wonderful guy you’ll ever meet. A guy who’ll shower you with affection and make every day more fun. You’ll want to be cuddled up with him forever because he has the best hugs on the planet. Incredibly intelligent and a wit for the ages. If you’re lucky enough to get yourself a Jacob, get ready to watch a lot of movies and go never let him go.
Ugh that guy is so sweet and has beautiful hair… He’s gotta be a Jacob.

Wow you can tell by how loving that guy is that he’s a Jacob.
by bethicat January 10, 2025
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Jacob Vilhelm

Jacob vilhelm is a term for a Teen that is starting to get gyno
Dude lay down the bologne sandwiches, dont be a Jacob vilhelm, your gonna get gyno.
gym bro: woow dude!! those are sum serious gyno problems. you got a whole Jacob Vilhelm on you.
by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021
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Jacob

Buff toddler. Very cute and quorky. Loves UWU gamer girls and porn.
Mason: You just pulled a Jacob
Parker: Don’t do that again
by Meateater20 June 12, 2022
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Jacob Hawkins

He is an amazing person he is sweet and funny. He is an amazing father, brother, son, and friend you will never meet someone as amazing as him he always knows how to make you life and cheer you up wherever you need it without him some people might be dead right now
“Jacob Hawkins is coming” everyone looks for him they see him with all of his brothers and sisters and his child of course
by Justiceharris08 October 25, 2022
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jacob

jacob..

jacob has a beautiful heart with a beautiful smile. he never fails to cheer you up and just be there to hold you in the hard times. he will always be there for you and he shows you that in many ways. tho he may have been my first heartbreak he will always be my good friend.
jacob is beautiful.
by hope : ) November 21, 2021
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