cards against humanity

the game that should never be played with your parents...NEVER

I just played Cards Against Humanity with my parents, it was a mistake.

by Thepenispull December 14, 2021

human sandwich

1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)

2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.

1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"

2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"

by bro you just posted cringe May 31, 2019

I Human

A person who does something awesome, a step up from someone who "Rocks."

Stranger: "Wow! You really Rock!"
That person responds: "No, I Human.."

by R0xii June 15, 2012

Human Jizzball

1. (adjective) A person(s) who is covered in jizz often and looks like a human jizzball
2. (noun) A person(s) who is filled with jizzball which clumps up inside of them creating a ball of sticky white jizz.

From the Latin word "humaina jizzybailo"

BRENDA: "Hey Sally have you seen Ryan lately? "
SALLY: "OMG yes! He looks like such a human Jizzball"
BRENDA: "He must be doing bukkake at the gay clubs again!"

MIKE: "Yo Nigel! I came so much in Stacy last night!"
NIGEL: "You better hope your cum turns into jizzball and she doesn't get pregnant. "
MIKE: "Yeah, I can't have my girlfriend Daria finding out."
NIGEL: "Yeah, you'd be in big trouble bro! "

by DRDOOKIEGOTDAT January 29, 2015

human ambassador

A human ambassador is eating the ass of an alien, or someone dressed as one.

"he eats alien ass and more, that's a human ambassador"

by Al Notre July 05, 2024

Humane Letters

Fucking bullshit I would not recommend.

Humane Letters is the big gay

by Thiccythicc December 12, 2020

mainstream human

One who takes part in the mainstream ideas/activities of the common people. ie : waring hats,sport viewing, alcohol consumption, standard TV watching.

My father believes everything he sees on the news, he is such a mainstream human.

by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017