ethan

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by meebyvs May 14, 2025

Ethan

Little dick lord

Did you see Ethan?
Yeah he got a little dick.... .smh

by BDFWM January 25, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a Penis head

P1: Yo what do you think of ethan in fourth block?
P2: He is a penis head.

by ethan_hater69 December 15, 2021

Ethanitis

Typically a person who smells horrendous, especially people named Ethan.

Person 1: he smells like a stinky demon today.

Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash

Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.

by Bobbyjizz09 May 3, 2022

Ethan

A kid who makes bad choices

Chad: Did you see what Blake did at the party last night?
Stacy: Yeah, what a total Ethan

by chern0byl April 21, 2022

Ethan Clorox

A guy who likes eggs

My friend is an Ethan Clorox

by slimjimisfat November 7, 2019

Ethan

A really amazing person. They’ll open up to you without hesitation about their whole life even if you don’t know them the slightest bit. They are caring and very emotional, overwhelmingly emotional. Ethans always have something to say even if it’s not the right time to say something. Overall, Ethans are very problematic and don’t know their boundaries.

You’re just like Ethan, spiraling on about his emotions and negativity in his life.

by Confefi June 21, 2018