Dookie Dance

The moment when some dies and their legs twitch spasmodically (resembling a dance) while at the same time their anal sphincter relaxes and the feces (dookie) spill out.

Leroy slowly strangled his girlfriend Taneesha with all his strength, and when he saw her do the Dookie Dance he knew she was gone.

by De'Jaun Sumpter September 26, 2006

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dance on my dick

A sentence invented and uses by famous gonzo pornstars as Rocco Siffredi and nacho vidal.
The woman is on top of the man with his
dick in her ass or in her pussy.
The woman should move her ass in a
circular motion (sexy dancing) and by doing so arousing and increasing sexual pleasure to her partner.

Dance, dance on my dick, baby.

Jasmine sure knows how to dance on
nacho dick.

by rashif September 6, 2004

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Minnesota Lap Dance

An act in which the receiver sits in the front seat of a snowed over vehicle and the giver (or the dancer) scrapes the ice off of the windshield in an act of seduction or kindness.

-"Babe will you go start my car? It's freezing outside"

"Better yet Megan I'll give you the ol' Minnesota Lap Dance"

-"Dude she's honestly the one for me."

"How do you know?"

"On our first date we went to a family function of mine up north. Before we left she gave me a full treatment Minnesota Lap Dance without me even asking."

by Niceboimn November 29, 2018

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hot dog dance

The art of standing on top of the table in the buff and swinging your wang to and fro

I walked in and everyone was performing a hot dog dance

by Rob Sal October 19, 2013

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dance with your monkey

A euphemism for male masturbation.

I'm sure that episode of Golden Girls got you pretty aroused, why don't you go lock yourself in the HR conference room and dance with your monkey for a while?

by Chancellor Berry Newt September 9, 2016

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