Christian

He’s a hoe

Christian is a hoe

by Sethywerhy556 June 20, 2022

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best man 2 ever exist. christian is the best ever, period. hes just so perfect and hes sooo soosososososososso pretty. he has the prettiest blue eyes and the nicest hair on a guy and his jaw is perfection. christian is one of the guys who u can love with all of ur heart foreverrrr. even when i get old and we dont talk anymore ill still know why i decided to love christian over all the other boys or girls i couldve chosen. christian if ur reading this, it’s ah’nyah, ur biggest fan!!! lmao luv u so so much<3

christian is the cutest guy 2 walk the earth :)

by ahnyaah October 16, 2022

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Christian Alber

The type of guy to send you to camp.

Go to the camp dude!
Bro, you're being such a Christian Alber, but I'm already going. Gonna be so clean after that shower.

by Tigerballz December 13, 2018

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CHRISTIAN

A verb to ruin the vibe of a conversation by making an awkward joke

He really christianed the conversation by making a sex joke about my mum

by MCRoundhouse August 30, 2022

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Christian Goulding

His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.

Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.

by GeetLord January 5, 2018

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