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Christian

A dude who usually plays a sport like lacrosse. He has a million girls fawning over him and nobody really knows why. He can’t make a decision to save his life, and is commonly caught between two people (his side chics? you’ll never know). Most of the time he is into a close female friend who may or may not be sleeping with him.
“I think i’m starting to like Christian”
You know he’s talking to his best friend
by rawrrawr17LOTRQ April 6, 2023
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Aryan Christianity

Aryan “christianity” is a term for white supremacists who claim to be Christian, they are not real Christians however, as they use Christianity as a way to seem good, while also advocating for white ethnostates/supremacy, spreading hate, dehumanizing others (non whites non Christians and often non far right beliefs) you can usually find them using certain Bible verses out of context/mistranslated to justify hatred for blacks, Muslims, Jews, etc. always preaching about Christ, but never his teachings of loving all, including enemies, and most definitely people different than you, by race, religion, or where they’re from. Remember, Christ would never encourage or want hate, no matter who it is, and he would most certainly despise his followers who use his word to justify their hate.
Aaron: yo dude, did you see that kid Jason? He posted on Instagram “God hates jews” “the nazis we’re carrying out God’s will” and “the church should have stayed white”
Jacob: woah dude, that’s insane, he’s an Aryan Christian for sure

Aaron: yeah dude, God would never want his followers to hate people who were different than them
Jacob: yeah ignore him, he’s an asshole anyway, guess he skipped all the verses about loving EVERYONE, and forgiveness, Aryan Christianity is a twisting of Gods word.
by rae tard April 2, 2025
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Christian Zoomer Music

new christian music genre on youtube with a gen z twist!
I make Christian Zoomer Music and home entertainment.
by SCPlayz7000 April 21, 2024
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Jackson Christian

Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis
everyone wants to be like a jackson christian
by big black ranga man February 28, 2023
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Christian

Is a sex-god, or.. the sex god. You will be chocked that he’s so kind since he looks like the Viking Thor and also Sverrir Gudnasson and Mr Big, among others.

He has eyes that want to eat you and fill you up and you’ll be willing to do it with a vegetable or even something sicker. He’s a man and he acts like a man, but still has a soft side and you want to annoy him just so he can treat you like a kitten 🐱
Christian? Thought he was an idiot… but you say he’s Christ? Like Jesus?
by Schön January 21, 2022
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Christian

A loser who is mixed race and should die a horrible death. He is a snake who records all discord conversations and sends them to his friend (who will not be named, but his name is Alex) in order to ruin the friend group permanently.
Ttren wants to rape Christians tight bussy as a worm
by jbumpus20 June 26, 2023
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