Moon Cheese

Cheese... From the moon. Sweet, delicious, and sometimes addictive. Little people known as Eek (sometimes known as Eeklings) harvest this cheese daily.

I could go for a big ol' hunk o' moon cheese right now.

by Mr. Makamura June 27, 2004

Cheese Grater

The act of dragging your sack across a person's face. This is done after shaving the male genitalia, then letting some stubble grow in and not washing for a few days to let some cheese (definitions 9 and 22) build up.

That was SOOOO money! I totally gave her the cheese grater!

by Original DC! April 17, 2010

fromunda cheese

The moldy buildup found under the foreskin of an unclean penis.

I just had some fromunda cheese on rye. It was damn tastey.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

Cheese Cake

A creamy dessert made with cream cheese and on a graham cracker crust. Useful for stabbing with a spork.

Person #1: *stabs cheese cake*
Person #2: Did you just stab that cheese cake?
Person #1: Creamy violence!

by Amber June 28, 2004

dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

by paul August 4, 2004

making cheese

intercourse, having sex

oh my goodness, I think my parents are making cheese! gross!

by Sheri' June 23, 2005

Cheese Helmet

A cheese helmet s tha shiznit

you cant hurt me, not with my cheese helmet

by mudguts March 15, 2005