Noah

An extremely sexy guy that can sweep you off your feet in a minute. If you claim this guy while you can, he will be yours, very obedient and loving.

Girl 1: Noah is so sexy!
Girl 2: Yeah, well hes mine so back off.
Girl 1: oh

by belled June 6, 2021

Noah 2g

A large yet feminine man who is often power lifting on only his chest or listening/watching rocky. He tends to never agree with anything you say and always has great ideas. Sometimes he makes odd noises and his favorite outfit are his true lacrosse shorts and his ohio sweatshirt. Don’t be scared by noahs looks he make look big but on the inside he’s a pussy. Quote “Shut the fuck up i’ll beat the shit out of you”.

Who took the 45 pounds plates! Oh it was probably Noah 2g.

by Noah G fanpage October 2, 2021

Noah

Noah is a very sporty, dumb yet hot guy who is very nice popular and a good friend when u need one!

Noah

by Maddie Elers April 24, 2019

noah nap

When a person takes a ridiculous amount of naps throughout the day.

This is the fifth time name has taken a Noah nap today. They probably should quit drinking.

by Korndog82 May 23, 2024

Blonde Noah

Super hot kid. Usually likes girls named sadie,

did you hear Blonde Noah and sadie are going on a date?

by Dude dude 1234 February 24, 2018

Noah's Ark

When you masturbate with multiple different lotions.

"Yeah, Tiffany gave me a Noah's ark last night"

by Cactissy April 29, 2025

Noah

Noah is the kind of person to eat a burrito like it's a big mac from Mcdonald's. This motherfucker will make you wanna sky dive off the Eiffel Tower and land on ten spears. He sometimes can be a really nice person and really cool he has a cool vibe on a 1 on 1 talk but, when there is a group he is more special than the special ed class. He loves to hangout with his friends though and will do anything to put a smile on their face.

Noah makes me wanna die?

by its_me_pee_noi November 22, 2021