gravel monkey

geologists are gravel monkeys, because it is not a real science.

real scientist: i can't believe people pay these gravel monkeys to play with dirt
gravel monkeys: oooohh aahahaaoooh aahah *plays with dirt and gravel*

by GeologyIsNotScience December 14, 2021

Monkey's Breakfeast

When the man inserts a banana in the woman's vagina and eats the banana while performing oral sex. It got popular after a couple in New York told thier friends and the girl said it felt amazing.

Last night we did the Monkey's Breakfeast, it was amazing!

by tikihead January 19, 2010

monkey speak

a way of explaining a subject simply through the use of metaphors including monkeys and bananas

bro can you explain inflation in monkey speak for me

by sullybuckets January 16, 2022

wise monkey

Someone that is usually very astute but reverts to a monkey like state whenever they consume alcohol.

Carrie- "Can I bring my friend John to the BBQ?" ChunkDaddy- "Hell no! I don't want that wise monkey fuckin up any my shit."

by ChunkDaddy September 20, 2010

Monkey Strop

An over-reaction to a less than worthy event. Often involves hitting, kicking, tears and melodrama, followed by sulking.

she's having a monkey strop about it

by OsamaBinBad June 1, 2011

making monkey

having sexual intercourse with a person of preferred sex

me: sorry i didn’t answer your call, i was making monkey

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

Serial monkey

A term used in the 1800s (when people were racist) when there was a serial killer, people thought they were black. So they were worried to death, but all those serial monkeys were white.

Watch out! There's a serial monkey in town!

by Realssk May 30, 2022