Twat Waffle

Chrissy Teigen.

Chrissy Teigen is a bona fide Twat Waffle.

by Hollywood Loves Me May 25, 2021

Waffle ironing

The act in which a woman may press a man's testicles between the bottom of her feet.

That waffle ironing thing you told me about was great, it definitely improved our relationship.

by Desean Strick December 19, 2023

Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024

Waffling

Bullshitting.

"Did you hear Mike waffling that girl about how he served in the military?"

by Droxxy January 13, 2016

Pud Waffle

This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.

This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!

by anonymous June 6, 2022

waffle trot

To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back

That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again

by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018